Inside: At your age, there might not be. Happy Birthday anyway.

Inside: Look on the bright side, At least you'll get cake.

Inside: Remind us to congratulate your surgeon.

Inside: Stay away from the light.

Inside: Do you think that covers anything beyond wine and cheese?

Inside: Good for you. Personally, I hope I don't live that long.

Inside: Here's to another year of not living up to your parents' expectations

Inside: At your age, there might not be. Happy birthday anyway.